Rajni Jokes

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I read many of them – here are some new ones

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong

teeth,today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play

Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him. Do
you know why? He reached USA and was not having Entry Visa with him.

Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is
today known as the oxford dictionary!!

Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result:
He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in
jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

One night, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbers… That
’s how the Log table was invented.

One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC…. And the computer needed
lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you? Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me
anything. Rajni: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating? Rajni: DHOSA..

*MIND IT !! *

Egypt :: The Trend-setter

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First thing it was Tunisia which underwent the change followed by Egypt but I still feel it is the people of Egypt who are responsible for this massive change for the Good .

One of my favorite picture ::

one I would call The Power of A Million People – who stood there in-spite of all the clashes and finally put an end to tyranny of the Mubarak regime .

Today as we read this a change is sweeping through the arab world where in people taking inspiration form the success of Egypt chapter want to install a democratic govt . In the picture below you can see all the countries affected ::

News is a buzz today of the story of Libya where in the revolt took an ugly turn with 500 deaths and Gaddafi’s son promising civil war if the protest continues .

For the latest happenings follow Time :: http://twitter.com/TIME .

 

 

General Motors REPLY TO BILL GATES (via Oh, the Things I Know)

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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: “If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part, especially 7th point and 10’Th point):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn wouldcause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation” warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.”Never undervalue the manufacturing & automobile industries

How does Watson know what Watson knows ?

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Watson, the IBM supercomputer designed to play Jeopardy!, made his television debut yesterday, and while the game may not be over, it was a very auspicious start. Watson is currently tied with one of Jeopardy’s most successful champions, Brad Rutter, and is currently leading the most famous contestant ever, Ken Jennings.

This is pretty amazing on a lot of levels. Computers have been “smart” for a very long time (dating back to at least whenever we started teaching them chess), but Watson takes it to another level. For one, it’s worth pointing out that Watson is not connected to the Internet. In other words, Watson is storing all of the information it has for itself. More impressive, the computer can understand the intricacies of human language better than any other machine, since it has to not only generate information, but also generate the specific piece of information that the clue is looking for. Not to mention the fact that Jeopardy! clues are known for being full of wordplay and allusions that seem particularly troubling for a computer to digest.

While all this is impressive and important to the world of artificial intelligence, I’m more interested in another epistemological component of Watson’s thought process: How does Watson know what it knows?

This, after all, is far more crucial to playing Jeopardy! than it is to, say, playing chess. In chess, a player has to make a move when his turn comes up. Furthermore, a player knows all the most crucial elements of a game of chess before the game even begins (what the goal of the game is, the rules governing each piece’s movements, the relative value of each piece, etc.). With Jeopardy!, however, choosing when to answer is almost as important as choosing what to answer, and the windows for both of these decisions is about one to three seconds long.

So Watson’s ability to know stuff is less impressive than its ability to know what it knows.* Watson apparently works by using the language of the clue to generate lists of potential responses, and then running complex algorithms to select the best one,** all in a matter of seconds. As the processes are run, Watson’s “confidence” in each answer, represented by a percentage, changes until one hits the “buzz threshold,” at which point Watson rings in with that response (the buzz threshold appears to change throughout the game, presumably based on the scores and the round).

*After all, it’s hardly shocking in 2011 to see a computer that can contain massive quantities of information (particularly a computer as gigantic as Watson, which takes up an entire room and is the size of about three refrigerators).

** Of course, this is easier said than done: A clip shown of an early version of Watson showed the computer responding to a clue asking for the first nondairy creamer with “What is milk?” presumably since “nondairy” includes the word “dairy.”

It’s worth pointing out how different this is from how humans tend to think, and playJeopardy!. Watson’s thought processes seem to operate something like guess-and-check on a massive and rapid scale. Human brains, on the other hand, simply cannot process all that information at once. Instead, human brains use clues to get closer to the correct answer, rather than evaluating a multitude of choices at once. More important with regard toJeopardy!, Watson doesn’t play like most good contestants. Most contestants will buzz in when they have an inkling of the correct response, and finish their thought process before the time goes out. Jennings, in fact, has made an art of this—at one point last night he buzzed in and said, “Hmm, I don’t know,” before ultimately getting the correct response.

Helpfully, Jeopardy! included an answer panel at the bottom of the screen last night which helped illustrate just how different Watson’s thought processes actually are. For example, inthis video of a pre-show taping, we see that one of Watson’s possible responses to “This child star got his first on-screen kiss on the set of My Girl” was “Miley Cyrus.” Of course, no human would ever guess this—even if you had no idea who was in My Girl, the male pronoun in the clue would immediately eliminate Miley Cyrus from consideration. But since the clue contained “child star” as well as “kiss” and “girl,” Watson had Cyrus as the second most-likely choice. Of course, Watson ultimately did get the right answer (Macaulay Culkin, though Jennings buzzed in first), but not in the way any human ever would have.

Of course, the fact that Watson thinks differently than Jennings or another human shouldn’t matter, since its IBM designers have addressed the two crucial epistemological concerns: Watson generally knows what is right, and it knows that what is right is right. So it seems that Watson certainly does know things, but how it knows things is totally unique. When you consider that, until very recently, humans were the only things in the world that could be said to “know” things at all, this is pretty remarkable.

Whether or not it means that our future computer overlords will be friendly (or more like this), I can’t say. But I’ll be watching tonight to find out…

 

Facebook Is a Stupid Idiot

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Really nice video :: It highlights most of the things that get on your nerves while using facebook

Lyrics of the song ::

I saw my ex on Facebook…
But I wanted to do what’s best.
Show her there are no hard feelings so
I sent her a “friend request”.
But now her photo pops in that random 6
And I just think it’s mean…
There she is with a new guy makin’ out
on my computer screen!

Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x3)

Jane said you gotta be on Facebook
to connect in the digital age.
So like everyone else… and their pets
I got my face a Facebook page.
Now the learning curve was a bitch at first.
I didn’t know ’til I got burned
that what I wrote on my wall could be seen by all.
That’s just the first thing that I learned.

Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x2)

It’s the place for worthless information
like an insane almanac.
Where women post minutiae
and men write stupid comments back.
Where women can vent about mundane events
and inundate the Internet.
And where clueless men “friend” women
who they’ve never even met.

Facebook is a stupid idiot
’cause I could stand to miss
the fact that Tanya thinks all her friends are “AWESOME”
and for some reason Pete “likes this”.
And Rita reports that the trucks are loud
but she still loves this city. It proves that…

Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Now some woman sent me flowers…
‘though I don’t even know her name.
I stayed home that day for hours
but no flowers ever came.
Then she started sending hugs and drinks. Of course…
all of it completely fake.
Then she hit me with a “virtual pillow”
How much shit can one man take?

Facebook is a stupid idiot
’cause I don’t need to read
all the everyday hapless crap out there
then ZAP! It’s a “News Feed”.
Like: Jenny just made Ben’s favorite stew
and gave some to their kitty. It proves that…
Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Now some guy with a mind for trivia
wants to know how mine compares to his.
But I’m gonna buy a gun if he sends one more
f#%king “movie quiz.”
And Liza says she needs fertilizer
’cause her FarmVille crops are small.
“WHAT THE F#%K IS FARMVILLE?”
And Missy says she’s just so damn busy today…
But had time to write that on my wall!

Facebook is a stupid idiot.
There’s nothing more to say.
How else would I know that Heather
thinks that “flip-flop weather”
is finally here to stay!
And what did we do before we knew
that Sue just took a nap.
Facebook is a stupid idiot.

 

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